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angel food cake

devils food cake


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Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react

10knotes:

Expectation:

Reality:

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Girl: Jesus, what do I do? I like this guy, but I’m tired of being ignored by him! Jesus: Daughter, I love MILLIONS of people that ignore me everyday. Bit I still love them, uncondicionally.
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE JESUS AND YOU DON’T IGNORE HIM.

Girl: Jesus, what do I do? I like this guy, but I’m tired of being ignored by him! 

Jesus:
Daughter, I love MILLIONS of people that ignore me everyday. Bit I still love them, uncondicionally.

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE JESUS AND YOU DON’T IGNORE HIM.

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Trying to exercise:

funniest10k:

Expectations:

Reality:

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